Message 11624 : A Day in the life of MUME V/VI       Part III: Darkie (Scrappy)
Written on Fri Apr  5 05:28:38 1996

Never forget!  Try to role-play..
Orc Sleeping Warrens.
>who orc
1 player on.
>
Great East Road
>s
Great East Road
*an Elf*, *an Elf*, *an Elf*, *Thorac the Elf*, and *Papirtiger the Hobbit*
have arrived from the west riding the pack horse.
f
A burst of colours sends you reeling.
A burst of colours sends you reeling.
A burst of colours sends you reeling.
A burst of colours sends you reeling.
You are dead!  Sorry...
HP:Awful>
flee
Nah... You feel too relaxed to do that..
HP:Awful>l
Hall of Orcs
>
Orc Living Area
You narrate 'geez talk about wizkill, damn stored spells, wish someone
would do something about it!'
Someone has transferred you!
Ainur's Garden
>
Someone says 'look, we are tired of your whining...'
Someone says 'We know how this game runs and you dont'
Someone nods in agreement with Someone.
Someone says 'I may log in my mortal once a month to get some rent money
so i can rent another few months, but i can tell you this:
Someone says 'you have no point, there is nothing at all overpowered aboutt
mages'
Someone nods in agreement with Someone.
Someone nods in agreement with Someone.
Someone says 'Your arguments are totally biased, orcs are for experienced
players you should know that..'
Someone says 'If you cant hack it...dont play it'
Someone says 'back when i played orcs no one whined'
You say 'well uh'
Someone says 'look we know how this game works better than you do, even
though we dont play it'
Someone pats you on your head.
Someone says 'so anyway, shall we decrease overall hps on all races classes?
to make them die faster??'
Someone nods in agreement with Someone.
Someone says 'hmm sounds good, i am also thinking that we should make
dwarves ride ponies, you know eliminate them from any kind of pkilling'
Someone says 'thats good, all i care about is my mage anyway, as long as
he can get a 170 defense and store enough sprays to wizkill legend orcs'
Someone nods in agreement with Someone.
Someone has transferred you!
>
Orc Living Area
You sigh.
Connection lost...mume is probably going to be down all weeken as it has been
for the past month, see you on monday.